100 imaginary names for candy that would be awesome

What if there were more candies? Wouldn't that be nice? Yes. So we made some, with our minds...
J and I are good at making lists, so we made a list of the best names for candies that don't exist...yet. Can you help us make them? Your descriptions, depictions, etc. are greatly desired. Beyond measure.
Thanks darlings and here is our list.

H+J

100 imaginary names for candy that would be awesome
1) Wackadoodles
2) Famous mister magnums magic doo doo pies
3) Lil’ frankies
4) Crazy jamesies
5) Flaming arrows
6) Strawrberry gwuitars
7) Monkey magnets
8) Potato pushers
9) Flavor diamonds
10) Gurgle gurgle
11) Sugar burritos
12) Apeholes
13) Tiny titters
14) They will make you scream.
15) Shards of glass.
16) Alky tobaccy
17) It’s actually cocaine.
18) Blasphemous humors.
19) Benign tumor bites
20) Snicky wicky
21) Butterscotch spoons
22) Diabetes dumplings
23) Cunniyumos
24) Duggin fer guld
25) Happy prospectors
26) Some kind of sqeasel
27) Sweet mammaries
28) Kitten milk
29) Leprechaum logs
30) Glucose train wreck
31) dancing with snappers
32) go in the forest
33) ANGER
34) Rumple pops
35) Spanking suckers
36) Give me your money
37) The pain game
38) Fuck off! I’m eating this candy
39) Laugh yourself stupid
40) Piss midgets
41) Astrologer’s delight
42) Genghis flan
43) Truffle minivans
44) Marshmallow horsies
45) Beknighted whoremongers
46) Caramel capons
47) Delishubots
48) Sweet sweet sweet sorrow
49) Hell is Real.
50) Eldritch ichors
51) Freak babies
52) Stick your dick in it
53) Queen of the hoppies
54) Laboratory mistakes
55) Little buggies
56) Carpet fuzz
57) Stuff you dropped on the floor
58) Indigestibles
59) Made in the ocean
60) Prisons of your own making
61) Call me festus
62) Tojam and ham maam
63) Constantly chocolate
64) Rainbows of love
65) Rabies pellets
66) Not for human consumption
67) Made by elf faeries
68) Do-it-yourself-flavors
69) Between the sheets
70) Happy Scotsmen
71) Spanglish flingers
72) Choco compost
73) Time erasers
74) Disco doughnuts
75) Melty melty
76) Finger dippers
77) Wasabi watermelon delight
78) Baby shakers
79) Dung dots
80) Creamy white stuff
81) Orangutangs
82) Sweet sweet creatures
83) Demon grasshoppers
84) Gregorian gobstoppers
85) Jumpin Jordan Jelly beans
86) Happy sunshine
87) Wolf hair
88) It’s pencil shavings
89) Don’t cry little one.
90) The Tits.
91) Gimpios
92) Assmasters
93) I do not want this…much sugar.
94) Mystery poop.
95) Giggle goblins
96) Gloobies
97) Tomato Soup
98) Wank paste
99) Human pretzels
100) Snuggle dumplins’